owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

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theamazingprussia:

the-dread-pirate-xarina:

cheese3d:

cheese3d:

cheese3d:

cheese3d:

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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The thrilling answer

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and the awkward stupidity continues

baseball dude emails ghost boy to study together in the library

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bored with airplanes

i want more

I DEMAND THIS BE MADE INTO A SERIES.

supercatwarrior:

thegreylock:

It’s a fucking duel disc.

I CANT UNSEE THIS

metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god

metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god
h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

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hinatahearsahope:

Nagito Komaeda having fun on Jabberwock Island! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

senpai-chan-kun-san:

MYAAHHHH

senpai-chan-kun-san:

MYAAHHHH

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sexhaver:

rasputin:

Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate